Monday, October 31, 2011

9 Funny Halloween Quotes

“Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” Steve Almond

“There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.” Linus Van Pelt – Charlie Brown

“Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” Mason Cooley

“Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, “Never take candy from strangers.” And then they dressed me up and said, “Go beg for it.” I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, “Trick or treat.” “No thank you.” Rita Rudner

“A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.” Erma Bombeck

“Being in a band you can wear whatever you want – it’s like an excuse for Halloween every day.” Gwen Stefani

“Tonight the Great Pumpkin will rise out of the pumpkin patch he flies through the air and brings toys to all the children of the world.” Linus Van Pelt – Charlie Brown

“Alright alright! Let’s bob for apples! This is the way you do it.” Lucy Van Pelt – Charlie Brown “Yeah Lucy! You should be good at this! You got the perfect mouth for it!” Schroeder – Charlie Brown
Happy Halloween!